1. Stop faking your fucking orgasms. Society already tells young men that they run the fucking universe - if they can’t turn your cunt into a shooting star then for god’s sake, let them know about it.
2. Once you’ve stopped faking your fucking orgasms, use this newfound honesty throughout the rest of your life - stop ordering coffee you don’t actually like; stop sitting at a desk and allowing people to treat you like shit in the hopes that a meek attitude will earn you a promotion (it won’t); stop telling people they can finish your food when you’re not actually done yet. These may seem petty, but they add up, just like every orgasm you didn’t actually get to have.
3. If you wanna dance all night, dance all fucking night. Dance all night even if you have work in the morning. The worst that will happen is you’ll drink RedBull all day and look like a zombie - pass it off as a head cold to the real zombies you work with and flick through the embarrassing photos you’re being tagged in as you pretend to take a shit for some peace and quiet. I promise, you’ll remember dancing all night in ten years, not the suspicious way your boss looked at you that morning.
4. If your ass looks big in that, that’s a good thing.
5. You will never be as young as you are this second. Embrace it.
6. Embrace the fact that you’re going to get older. Ask your boyfriend if he will still love you when you’re seventy and your tits are down to your knees. Look forward to this time - seventy year old women are allowed to do pretty much whatever they want, and no-one can stop them. You can carry candy in your bag and not share it with a single soul. You can stay home all day and cross-stitch expletives onto handkerchiefs for your grandchildren and slip them under the table out of sight of the people you raised. You can drink whisky at 10am. Every phase of your life is going to be amazing for different reasons. Embrace that.
7. A lot of people will pretend to love Bukowski. Don’t pretend to love Bukowski if you don’t love Bukowski. It’s overplayed and no-one will mind if you actually like Virginia Andrews instead - the people who do mind are boring.”
30,000 year old flower revived.
Scientists have resurrected a flower from plant tissues found frozen in Siberian permafrost, thought to be 30,000-32,000 years old. The new Silene stenophylla is healthy and fertile, and producing viable seeds.
The experiment has excited many because it proves that material trapped in the permafrost is recoverable and usable - scientists have been working to recover other species of plant and animal life from the same area, such as the woolly mammoth.
I can’t donate blood because it’s only been 7 months since my last major operation and I have no one to talk to since our guidance counselor has days off on Thursdays. Great.
Ten of the Best Storybook Cottage Homes Around the World
These 10 fairy tale inspired cottages with their hand-made details call to mind the tales of the Brothers Grimm and other fantasy stories. All of these cottages are real-life homes from around the world. From stunning cottage houses to mystical stone dwellings, these 10 storybook cottage homes provide inspiration and inspire the imagination.
- Hobbit House - Rotorua, New Zealand
- Winckler Cottage - Vancouver Island, Canada
- Akebono kodomo-no-mori Park, Japan
- Wooden Cottage - Białka Tatrzańska, Tatra Mountains, Poland
- Blaise Hamlet - Bristol, England
- Willa Kominiarski Wierch - Zakopane, Poland
- Forest House - Efteling, The Netherlands
- Cottage in the Hamlet of Marie Antoinette - Versailles, France
- Cob House - Somerset, United Kingdom
- The Spadena House - Beverly Hills, California, United States
Tuloy lang naman ang lahat kahit bigla akong mawala.
ano ung bridal registry?
magiikot ka (pati yung mapapangasawa mo) sa department store ng kung anong mall tapos pipiliin niyo yung mga gamit na gusto niyo at ilalagay niyo sa bridal registry. tapos sasabihin niyo sa mga bisita niyo na sa mall na yun maghanap ng regalo para sa kasal niyo, tapos bibigyan sila ng listahan ng department store ng mga items na nasa bridal registry niyo para yun lang yung mga bibilhin nila.
Kapag ako kinasal, magpapa bridal registry talaga ako. Para walang magreregalo nang hindi ko gusto and/or kailangan.
I’ve always liked the idea of falling in love with a writer. They think differently and pay attention to the smallest of details. They notice things about you that other people normally won’t. They’d write about you and keep you alive in their stories. They’re witty and smart and awkwardly cute. I’ve always liked falling in love with writers, but then I realized they lie too beautifully.
Nakakainis yung mga taong nag che-cheat sa relationship. Pwede ka naman ng bumitaw kung di ka na masaya sa relasyon neo eh. Hindi yung nag lalande lande ka sa iba at umaaktong single ka na animo’y parang walang boyfriend or girlfriend. Matuto kang magpahalaga sa mga taong nagmamahal sayo kahit nasa malayong lugar sila or kung wala man sila sa tabi mo. Wala ka namang mapapala kung manloloko ka sa partner mo. Tandaan mo ikaw pa din ang talo ! Dahil sinayang mo ang pagkakataon na dapat masaya ka lalo na yung taong nagmamahal sayo ng sobra.
Minsan lang dumating sa buhay ang magseseryoso satin kaya wag mong sayangin